Notice!
06/17/2009 10:40 PM
To the person or persons who broke into my car two nights in a row:
After having an hour and a half each morning while vacuuming up glass and cleaning up after you. And then having two hours waiting while some one replace the first broken window, i have had some time to think. The first time might have been forgivable seeing as you did not take any thing but only broke my window. Maybe after breaking the glass you though, “Hey, this isn’t right.” But now i see that was not the case, as the second night you not only broke a second window but you stole my favorite sweat shirt and my phone charger. So here are my thoughts: Keep the sweat shirt and phone charger, but keep them far away from my house. For if i see you even close to my cars or on my property again i will assume you are there to kill me and my family and I’LL BE DAMNED IF I DON’T SHOOT YOU IN THE F*#$IN FACE AND DRAG YOUR STILL BLEEDING BODY IN TO MY FRONT ROOM AND TELL THE POLICE HOW YOU BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE AND THREATENED MY FAMILY’S LIFE. just kidding, I might miss your face. The chest is a much larger target. Lets just call the sweat shirt and phone charger a warning gift.
Thank you,
Signed:
One Pissed off Person
After having an hour and a half each morning while vacuuming up glass and cleaning up after you. And then having two hours waiting while some one replace the first broken window, i have had some time to think. The first time might have been forgivable seeing as you did not take any thing but only broke my window. Maybe after breaking the glass you though, “Hey, this isn’t right.” But now i see that was not the case, as the second night you not only broke a second window but you stole my favorite sweat shirt and my phone charger. So here are my thoughts: Keep the sweat shirt and phone charger, but keep them far away from my house. For if i see you even close to my cars or on my property again i will assume you are there to kill me and my family and I’LL BE DAMNED IF I DON’T SHOOT YOU IN THE F*#$IN FACE AND DRAG YOUR STILL BLEEDING BODY IN TO MY FRONT ROOM AND TELL THE POLICE HOW YOU BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE AND THREATENED MY FAMILY’S LIFE. just kidding, I might miss your face. The chest is a much larger target. Lets just call the sweat shirt and phone charger a warning gift.
Thank you,
Signed:
One Pissed off Person