The sleep assassin strikes when you least expect it, when you are sleeping. (if you didn’t see that one coming get you senses checked.) The sleep assassin sneaks up on you in the early morning, right when you are having the best sleep. knowing you could be up but instead you are comfortably lying in bed dozing away with out a care in the world. warm covers wrapped around you providing you with security that is only in your mind. the sleep assassin is never stopped by trivial things such as sheets, couferters or head under the pillow. as you roll over to get even more comfortable the attack comes. It is quick, meticulously thought out and executed flawlessly. one sharply cold nose right to the face followed immediately by a paw to the head, and seemingly with moving a pounce on the chest. as you curl into a ball to recover what sleep you can, thinking you might get out of this one, the plastic toy bone comes from no where as it is drug down your back as the sleep assassin moves under the covers for a better attack angle. cold paws on the legs. nose to the butt. claw to the knee. tail to the face. Defending your self is usless. Oh this assassin is good. by the time you even know what has happened your sleep is dead, and the assassin, gone, like the ghost of your deeply needed slumber.

Watch your Back!! I know where you Sleep.